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Commander
UGAmbassador Blorpityblorpboop
3.7±0.3
Precon level
Comparable to stock precons: clear plan, but slower mana and lower card efficiency.
High confidence(242 pts)
Estimated win turn
T6best
T7typical
T9+contested
Vector breakdown
Fast mana1
1Sol Ring+10
Mana rocks2
2Arcane Signet+6
3Ticket Turbotubes+1
Mana dorks1
GLlanowar Elves+5
Land ramp8
GUtopia Sprawl+6
1GRampant Growth+5
GUGrowth Spiral+2
2PuPu UFO+1
2GSearch for Tomorrow+8
2GCultivate+5
2GKodama's Reach+5
2GSpringbloom Druid+3
Treasure generators4
1UPrize Wall+1
1UCommand Performance+1
Sassy Gremlin Blood+4
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle+1
Draw engines2
1UDour Port-Mage+3
2GGarruk's Uprising+5
Cantrips & burst draw7
USplash Portal+4
UEnter the Enigma+1
UAqueous Form+1
GUGrowth Spiral+3
3UEject+1
2GGUUPrime Speaker Zegana+1
Carnival Elephant Meteor+1
Recursion1
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle+1
Value engines11
1GChicken Troupe+1
2UMirror Image+3
3UChameleon, Master of Disguise+5
3UClone+5
3USakashima of a Thousand Faces+3
4Panharmonicon+2
3GClandestine Chameleon+1
2GULilysplash Mentor+1
3UThassa, Deep-Dwelling+1
5Conjurer's Closet+2
Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks+1
Counterspells4
UUCounterspell+8
1UMana Leak+6
1UNegate+6
1USpider-Sense+2
Spot removal9
USplash Portal+4
1UPlanar Incision+5
1UDour Port-Mage+3
2GReclamation Sage+2
2GFinishing Move+1
3UAetherize+7
3UEject+1
Goblin Coward Parade+7
Eternal Acrobat Toast+7
Board wipes1
1UCyclonic Rift+8
Stax & hate1
1UUExchange of Words+2
Protection8
UEssence Flux+7
1GHeroic Intervention+7
1UTeferi's Time Twist+5
2Psychic Paper+1
2Silver Shroud Costume+1
3Whispersilk Cloak+2
2ULong River Lurker+1
2UDisplace+1
Two-Color Mana Base (no fixing needed)+30ⓘ
Mana Acceleration (12 sources)+2ⓘ
Two-Color Powerhouse Lands (1)+1ⓘ
Premium utility lands1
Command Tower+5
Utility lands3
Rogue's Passage+2
Access Tunnel+2
Reliquary Tower+2
Taplands3
Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy // Balamb Garden, Airborne+2
Thriving Isle+2
Thriving Grove+2
Basic lands2
Forest+7
Island+18
Combat Damage Synergy: 2 evasion enablers+6ⓘ
Synergy pieces9
GBlorbian Buddy+1
2Blade of Selves+4
2Psychic Paper+1
4Helm of the Host+4
4Panharmonicon+4
4GG_____-o-saurus+1
Urza's Dark Cannonball+1
Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks+1
Jetpack Death Seltzer+1
Win conditions1
2UURite of Replication+6
Combat threats14
UAqueous Form+1
1GChicken Troupe+1
2UGlitterflitter+1
3Ticketomaton+1
2ULong River Lurker+1
3GClandestine Chameleon+1
3UBaaallerina+1
3GGrabby Tabby+1
3GGStiltstrider+1
4UCroakid Amphibonaut+1
2GGUUPrime Speaker Zegana+1
Night Brushwagg Ringmaster+1
+2 more
Token generators5
GUDouble Major+1
1UUCackling Counterpart+4
1UUQuasiduplicate+4
2UEndless Evil+4
3UUEmber Island Production+4
Clone effects3
2UMirror Image+3
3USakashima of a Thousand Faces+6
3USpark Double+5
Other1
4UUDeadeye Navigator+8

Bracket

3
Bracket 3Upgraded
Strong synergy and high card quality. Up to 3 Game Changers, late-game combos OK.
Breakdown
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Power level 3.7 (Bracket 2)+Game Changers→ Bracket 3
Interaction85Threats81Mana base75
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Game changers 1
Cyclonic Rift
✕Mass land denial — none
✕2-card combo — none
✕Extra turns — none

Themes9 total

Blink/Flicker20 cards

20 blink/flicker effects. Reuse enter-the-battlefield triggers repeatedly.

Glitterflitter,Stiltstrider,Chicken Troupe,Clandestine Chameleon,Ticketomaton
Clones12 cards

12 clone effects. Copy the best threats on the battlefield.

Mirror Image,Spark Double,Chameleon, Master of Disguise,Sakashima of a Thousand Faces,Helm of the Host
+1/+1 Counters10 cards

10 counter synergies. Grow your creatures over time for massive threats.

Planar Incision,_____-o-saurus,Lilysplash Mentor,Spark Double,Prime Speaker Zegana

Combos0 total

No combos detected

This deck wins through combat, value engines, or synergies rather than infinite combos. Checked against Commander Spellbook's database of 80,000+ documented combo variants.